Auto humor

One car owner parked his car in the street for the night and arranged a note on its radiator saying “there is nothing to steal from this car!” In the morning the driver found his car with broken windshield with another note saying “Sorry Sir, I just wanted to check your words”.

One car driver stopped his car before sharp slope and asked a passing peasant.
- Is it true this slope is very dangerous?
The peasant pushed a bit and shook his head.
- Not really, mister. All cars crash only there downward.

Urban woman-driver is riding via country road and notices two postal workers clambering the telephone pole.
- What the idiots! - sniffs scornfully applying to her fellow.
- They must have thought I’ve never driven a car.

Midget car owner goes in his car with a friend on the right passenger seat saying:
- Hey, what’s the wall we are riding along?
- It’s not a wall, Sam! It’s pavement border.

A man who decided to get married was still choosing between three girls loving him. So to make the final choice he handed to each 5 000 dollars and wanted to see how would they use the money. The first girl purchased a lot of stylish and beautiful clothes, make-up; visited luxury beauty house. ...
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I live in Australia, and love cars very much. Recently one my colleague his name Dan, got a fine. The reason was he had only one license plate at rear at all. Dan was in fury, and in his opinion, police bridged him because at first he had only one plate. He said that for all eleven years he has ...
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This story is rather funny and maybe this is not directly connect with automobile but really, I remembered it today while I was riding my car round the city and one young man who hitch me. I told him it and he liked it, now I would like to suggest it for your eyes. It was time at the end of 80s ...
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Husband and wife are pushing their car towards the car workshop as it has broke. Husband tells his wife:
- That guys who sold us this car was partially right.
- What do you mean?
- I mean his words that this car consumes close to nothing of petrol.

Crash on the road. Woman-driver after crashing another car appeals: - It was fully me to blame! - Not really, - argues the second driver (man) – this is wholly me to be to blame. I really saw that the counter car driven by woman so I could easily take to the ditch and wait for your passing by.
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Son applies to his father:
- Dad, may I take your car as we have plans with my girl friend tonight?
- Ok but there is no petrol there in the tank.
- It’s all right, as we won’t need petrol really.