Anecdotes

One car owner parked his car in the street for the night and arranged a note on its radiator saying “there is nothing to steal from this car!” In the morning the driver found his car with broken windshield with another note saying “Sorry Sir, I just wanted to check your words”.

One car driver stopped his car before sharp slope and asked a passing peasant.
- Is it true this slope is very dangerous?
The peasant pushed a bit and shook his head.
- Not really, mister. All cars crash only there downward.

Urban woman-driver is riding via country road and notices two postal workers clambering the telephone pole.
- What the idiots! - sniffs scornfully applying to her fellow.
- They must have thought I’ve never driven a car.

Midget car owner goes in his car with a friend on the right passenger seat saying:
- Hey, what’s the wall we are riding along?
- It’s not a wall, Sam! It’s pavement border.

A man who decided to get married was still choosing between three girls loving him. So to make the final choice he handed to each 5 000 dollars and wanted to see how would they use the money.

The first girl purchased a lot of stylish and beautiful clothes, make-up; visited luxury beauty house. She made everything to look imposing and told the man: “I love you very so I want everyone to know that your wife is the most beautiful in our town”.

The second girl spent all the money for the man: she bought him suits, shirts, toolware for his car and said to him: “You are the most important thing in my life so I invested all the money to your pleasure.

The third girl invested the 5 000 dollars to business, got 5 000 benefit and handed back to him all the 10 000 dollars saying: “I want you to understand I’m not wasteful but wise.
The man pushed a bit and married the one girl with bigger breast.

Husband and wife are pushing their car towards the car workshop as it has broke. Husband tells his wife:
- That guys who sold us this car was partially right.
- What do you mean?
- I mean his words that this car consumes close to nothing of petrol.

Crash on the road. Woman-driver after crashing another car appeals:
- It was fully me to blame!
- Not really, - argues the second driver (man) – this is wholly me to be to blame. I really saw that the counter car driven by woman so I could easily take to the ditch and wait for your passing by.

Son applies to his father:
- Dad, may I take your car as we have plans with my girl friend tonight?
- Ok but there is no petrol there in the tank.
- It’s all right, as we won’t need petrol really.

An old man comes to famous doctor with scalable experience.
- You know doctor, the whole my life I’ve loved women. I’ve loved blondes, brunettes, well, various women really.
- All right. I caught your idea. But I don’t deal with venereal diseases.
- Oh, no. You haven’t. I mean I made love with them in various ways. The most pleasure I was getting making love in autos, especially in sleek, sports cars. I made it in Alfa Romeo, Porsche, Jaguar, Pontiac…we were making such crazy things there…
- Oh, now I see – have you got radiculitis or arthrosis?
- Nothing of the kind, doc.
- So what did you come to me?
- Well, doc, can you lend me your Ferrari for a day?

In spite red at the crossroad Louise passed in her car as it was all right but was stopped by the policeman.
- Did you see the red, Madam?
- I’m sorry, Mister controller,- she responds – I saw the red, sure, but I didn’t notice you, sorry.