Very "Calm" Driver of Very "Jaguar"
Added on 02-21-2006
I am a calm person if nobody irritates me. Usually the thing I can’t stand is people’s unprofessional self-confidence, well it is like this, the less person knows the more pomposity we can see. But this is just lyrical digression. My story is as follows.
As I said I am very calm person. My occupation is driving instructor. I like my profession very much and I know every aspect of road rules. And I’ve never broken them because my experience almost twenty years.
Once I was driving home in my car - an old Fiat and when turned left one Mercedes bumped into my car. I knew that I did everything in a proper way and the fault was totally of the Mercedes driver. Thanks to God it wasn’t a hard accident, just some scratches, my Ford quite old and it was high time take part in Pimp My Car show for it.
I haven’t any complaints against Mercedes driver, and in addition she was pretty one girl. I just was going to advise her visit our driving school. I didn’t manage to open the door when she already stood behind my car hood waving her hands. I coolly got out of my car, came up to this road angel. She gave me no chance to speak. Immediately she blamed me for the accident and came into hysteric.
I saw such people before and was keeping silence however inside I was becoming angry. After some five minutes girl clamed down to be able to speak and asked me what to do. For that time I have no sympathy for her and answered that I was going to call road police. She was thinking for several seconds about my words. And declared that she needed phone her lawyer. Girl got her cell phone and dialed. The man answered and I was able to hear his speech because her mobile had high level of receive volume.
Girl cried that she had gotten into accident. Man asked what my car model was. Girl looked confused. I bet she could not distinguish passenger car from truck. “Well it is old one…” she babbled. Then turned at me and asked what my car model was?
For all that time I was standing without saying a word and slowly became boiling. “I have Jaguar Mark 2 you know the inspector Morse drove it…” I replied because recently I saw one TV show about this car that was sold more than 100,000GBP and was too angry to say something else. She repeated all I said to her lawyer.
For half a minute there was dead silence than man asked if I had had any complaint against her. Girl reproduced me his question. For that time I clamed down myself and said simple “NO”. After lawyer heard that he thought about one minute to give her a piece of advice. And it was pretty short. “Get out of there, begone!” I suppose that man watched the day before evening show as me ;)
As I said I am very calm person. My occupation is driving instructor. I like my profession very much and I know every aspect of road rules. And I’ve never broken them because my experience almost twenty years.
Once I was driving home in my car - an old Fiat and when turned left one Mercedes bumped into my car. I knew that I did everything in a proper way and the fault was totally of the Mercedes driver. Thanks to God it wasn’t a hard accident, just some scratches, my Ford quite old and it was high time take part in Pimp My Car show for it.
I haven’t any complaints against Mercedes driver, and in addition she was pretty one girl. I just was going to advise her visit our driving school. I didn’t manage to open the door when she already stood behind my car hood waving her hands. I coolly got out of my car, came up to this road angel. She gave me no chance to speak. Immediately she blamed me for the accident and came into hysteric.
I saw such people before and was keeping silence however inside I was becoming angry. After some five minutes girl clamed down to be able to speak and asked me what to do. For that time I have no sympathy for her and answered that I was going to call road police. She was thinking for several seconds about my words. And declared that she needed phone her lawyer. Girl got her cell phone and dialed. The man answered and I was able to hear his speech because her mobile had high level of receive volume.
Girl cried that she had gotten into accident. Man asked what my car model was. Girl looked confused. I bet she could not distinguish passenger car from truck. “Well it is old one…” she babbled. Then turned at me and asked what my car model was?
For all that time I was standing without saying a word and slowly became boiling. “I have Jaguar Mark 2 you know the inspector Morse drove it…” I replied because recently I saw one TV show about this car that was sold more than 100,000GBP and was too angry to say something else. She repeated all I said to her lawyer.
For half a minute there was dead silence than man asked if I had had any complaint against her. Girl reproduced me his question. For that time I clamed down myself and said simple “NO”. After lawyer heard that he thought about one minute to give her a piece of advice. And it was pretty short. “Get out of there, begone!” I suppose that man watched the day before evening show as me ;)
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