Anecdotes
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ANECDOTES
At auto dealer fast driving lover takes an interest about reliability and solidity testimonials of the car that stands in front of him.
- Well, what will happen to me if I drive into a tree at 120 m/h?
- We provide for every eventuality, monsieur! Can see a figurine of Saint Christophe, hanging above the steering wheel?
- Yeah. Will he prevent me from rushing into a tree?
- Oh no, monsieur! The matter is not in tree, but St. Christophe will help you to get to the heaven dropping a queue
- Well, what will happen to me if I drive into a tree at 120 m/h?
- We provide for every eventuality, monsieur! Can see a figurine of Saint Christophe, hanging above the steering wheel?
- Yeah. Will he prevent me from rushing into a tree?
- Oh no, monsieur! The matter is not in tree, but St. Christophe will help you to get to the heaven dropping a queue
Conversation at auto workshop:
- Tell me, please, is it possible to do something with this car? A client asks.
- Sure! The master answers. - Just need to take off front and the bumpers and arrange a new car between them
- Tell me, please, is it possible to do something with this car? A client asks.
- Sure! The master answers. - Just need to take off front and the bumpers and arrange a new car between them
At Swiss towns entry gates stands roadside billboard: Drive your car attentively! Both, doctor and coffin maker are on vacation.
Roadside billboard:
- If you drive 60 m/h you will get acquainted with our prison, the best one in the world!
- If you drive 80 m/h you will get acquainted with our hospital, the best one in the world!
- If you drive at 100 m/h speed you will get acquainted with our graveyard, the most hospitable in the world!
- If you drive 60 m/h you will get acquainted with our prison, the best one in the world!
- If you drive 80 m/h you will get acquainted with our hospital, the best one in the world!
- If you drive at 100 m/h speed you will get acquainted with our graveyard, the most hospitable in the world!
A woman runs over a pedestrian being as always in a great hurry.
- Damn it! Again! a victim yells. Be very careful, it's the second time you ran me over, the first one was yesterday!
- Im sorry, - a woman babbles, - I didnt recognize you
- Damn it! Again! a victim yells. Be very careful, it's the second time you ran me over, the first one was yesterday!
- Im sorry, - a woman babbles, - I didnt recognize you
Approached a crossroad in a Peugeot woman skips traffic lights green color, then red color, green color again and red color once more. A policeman comes up to her and courteously takes an active interest in happening around: - Does Mademoiselle prefer some other color?
A girl comes home completely black and blue after driving exam. Husband asks:
- Well, how are you getting on?
- Even dont ask. I drove into a truck at the first turn.
- So, it comes out that you failed?
- I dont know. The instructor is perished...
- Well, how are you getting on?
- Even dont ask. I drove into a truck at the first turn.
- So, it comes out that you failed?
- I dont know. The instructor is perished...
Basing on a police report, there are 17% of accidents happening because of drunk drivers. Hense, the overwhelming majority of accidents (83%) happen because of sober drivers.
A student drives right into a tree during his driving exam. Instructor shakes off shivers from himself and says quietly:
- So, could you show me now, please, how you do stop the car if there is no any obstacle?
- So, could you show me now, please, how you do stop the car if there is no any obstacle?
- So, has your husband passed his driving exam?
- I dont know really, Im just about to visit him in the hospital.
- I dont know really, Im just about to visit him in the hospital.
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